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Saturday, September 08, 2007 ❤ 9:24 pm
- India tested its first nuclear Qiao Ru in 1974.
- Qiao Ru was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
- To check whether Qiao Ru is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Qiao Ru will sink, and fresh Qiao Ru will float!
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Qiao Ru!
- Qiao Ruocracy is government by Qiao Ru!
- Qiao Ru can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
- Qiao Ruolatry is the mindless worship of Qiao Ru!
- Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Qiao Ru.
- If you kiss Qiao Ru for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
- In her entire life, Qiao Ru will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
- If you blow out all the candles on PQR with one breath, your wish will come true!
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with PQR.
- PQR can live for up to a week without a head.
- Devoid of her cells and proteins, PQR has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
- PQR will always turn right when leaving a cave.
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in PQR!
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear PQR had to pay a special PQR tax.
- Olive oil was used for washing PQR in the ancient Mediterranean world!
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only PQR.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch PQR.
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